Anonymous sent: advice: how would you feel if your best friend would tell you he wants to have sex with you?

My male best friends are gay…. I don’t think thats going to happen. 

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Best Card Against Humanity advertisement ever. They should pay me for my breasts.
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I may have a special recording for you tomorrow. ;)

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Anonymous sent: how do you give a girl an orgasm?


I’m sorry, but i just died laughing.

Anonymous sent: Skype id?

I dont give mine out. If you’re interested, share yours. Just be aware that even then I may choose not to add you.

Anonymous sent: How do you like to touch yourself best?

Um.. i like being touched by someone else best. :)

Oh bitches… I am sooo back. ;D

Hah. Feeling ao fucking awesome right now.